Ogden Nash Quotes

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Ogden Nash Quotes

Read best motivational Ogden Nash quotes and sayings. He was an American poet well known for his light verse, of which he wrote over 500 pieces. We can also share quotes of Ogden Nash on social media.

1. I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers.

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2. To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you’re wrong, admit it; Whenever you’re right, shut up.

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3. Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave when they think that their children are naive.

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4. The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.

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5. Middle age is when you’ve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.

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6. There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all.

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7. Do you think my mind is maturing late, or simply rotted early?

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8. Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you set about retiring them.

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9. People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

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10. Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.

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11. The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.

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12. One man’s remorse is another man’s reminiscence.

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13. Too clever is dumb.

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14. I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it.

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15. Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind.

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16. Commitments the voters don’t know about can’t hurt you.

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17. Women would rather be right than reasonable.

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